Air Conditioner Service Manuals
My webmaster wants me to write a post about the first page in the website, the one about air conditioners. But then an old flame started to chat with me on skype and, having a choice between her and air conditioners, I chose her. She’s not really interested in air conditioners. She couldn’t care less what my webmaster thinks. I don’t know why she ever wanted to chat with me. I never got anywhere with her anyway. But she’s nice, don’t get me wrong, I like her a lot. It’s just that she doesn’t care about appliance service manuals. She’s a great cook though. She cooks all organic.
Anyway if you have a broken air conditioner then now is the time to fix it. Air Conditioner Manuals.Don’t wait till winter. You won’t be in the mood then. And don’t wait till summer to fix your broken heater either. Get repair manuals from me and fix them when they should be fixed. Don’t fix them when they shouldn’t be fixed. That would be dumb. You’ll never score points with anyone if you fix things at the wrong time. You know, guys just want to fix things, and girls just want to talk about things. They don’t want things fixed. They just want to talk. I read this in men are from Mars and women are from Venus. It seems to ring true.Air Conditioner Manuals
Welcome to step right up manuals part-9
Let’s see, I’m supposed to write something about the homepage. Only a moron would need something written about the home page. It’s all right there, all of it. Well okay I will pull it out or put it up in front of me on the computer so I can describe what I see. It says welcome to step right up Manuals your source for over 3000 downloadable PDF service manuals for over 40,000 models of appliances as well as heating and cooling. Blah, blah, blah!
Above it is the step right up appliance manuals logo. That was designed by my first webmaster. Those were the old Joomla days. Joomla sucks! One thing sucks about is my site is so full of manuals that it would not allow me to add new ones! And there are new ones to add! So the site had to be rebuilt with WordPress. And that’s where my webmaster came in. He’s a good webmaster and his wife is a great cook and he has a sweet daughter who sometimes helps him with my website. I think she’s about 4 years old or something. We owe it all to her.
Now he’s skyping me telling me what I have to say. I wonder if its really his daughters idea. She is the genius of the family.
He says and I quote, quote title should be like this… The biggest archive of electronic service manuals over 3000 plus. That sound redundant to me to say over 3000 plus. If it were my idea I would say over 3000! And leave the plus out. This is my explanation of my homepage. My webmaster is making me do it.
Welcome to step right up manuals part-6
There are times, when I am dictating this blog into my phone, that I just burst out laughing and the phone tries to spell the laughter and it sounds like gogglety goop. Have you ever had that problem? Or am I the only one?
The weather today was hot again and it’s a good day to have an air conditioner. But if your air conditioner is broken and you need a service manual to fix it yourself and save a lot of money, then this is the right site for you. I can sell you a repair manual. All you have to do is enter your model number in the search engine and voila! You have your manual and it’s only a matter of a minute or two and you will have a download available to you and you can fix your air conditioner.
But why take my word for it? Go ahead and try! Buy something buy anything! It’s not like I don’t have to eat. I do have to eat, and it takes money to eat. Not that I can eat money. Who can? Money is dirty. You never know where it’s been. So don’t eat it. Eat what you can buy with it, if you buy food with it. But if you buy a new car with it, don’t eat it. It will devalue it if it has bite marks in it.
There is a funny American comedian, or maybe he’s Canadian, named Mitch Hedberg, I think that’s his name. Anyway check him out on YouTube. He is off the wall funny. If he was alive I would get some material from him. If he was alive maybe he would read this blog on stage. That ought to get a laugh or two. Funny, my webmaster doesn’t think it’s so funny. What does he know anyway? Just when I thought I had everything under control he tells me to write blogs. I can’t help it if he doesn’t understand my sense of humor. What to do?
Is this good enough? Is this 100 to 300 words? Well if it is I can quit. I need a counter. Not a kitchen counter. A kitchen counter you can put appliances on, and if your appliances are broken, you can fix them on your kitchen counter with a helpful handy repair manual that you can buy from me.
Welcome to step right up manuals Part-5
I was born at a very young age on a dark and stormy night. The thunder roared and the lightning flashed and whoever would know that I would be writing blogs after all of these years. Was it my destiny or was it just a fluke of fate? That is a question for greater minds than mine.
On a philosophical note, what is the question you should be asking yourself right now, and what is the answer to that question? Don’t answer in this blog, please. I got enough problems.
I used to have a motorcycle. In fact for decades I had motorcycles. I loved them. In my state, Wisconsin, we don’t need a helmet, or we don’t have to wear one if we are old enough and we don’t want to wear one. So it gives a sense of freedom to have the wind blowing in my face and my bald head. And what does this have to do with a website devoted to the maintenance of household appliances?!
That question will not be answered. Because there is no answer. I’m just lying here on my couch making this stuff up and kind of entertaining myself in the process. I’m easily amused, you know.
And speaking of rock and roll, what ever happen to really good rock and roll? I went to a festival this last weekend and I listen to a teenage rock and roll group. I could only stand one song. It made me feel like getting up on stage and taking their guitars away from them and smashing them on the stage like Jimmy Hendrix would have. Instead I just left, but it was a traumatic experience that I have not forgotten no matter how hard I try. I was hoping putting my mind on this blog would help me forget, but I’m only using this blog to remember. So what good is this blog to me? I’m going to send it to my webmaster and see what he thinks.
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My webmaster threatened to hire somebody to write these blogs if I didn’t do it myself. I’d just like to know whose money he was planning on spending to hire somebody? I’ll have to have a serious talk with him. No excuses this time I will make my demands known. I will demand that, if he hires somebody, that person has to know how to spell. That ought to scare him. That will teach him who’s boss. I hope he is reading this now. Will he sleep tonight?
Well, my webmaster gave me a format to do blogs. Was he serious? Or was he joking? Who does he think I am anyway.? Just somebody he can order around and say, “Hey you write me a blog”? I don’t know what I’m going to do about him.
He wants me to describe the website but I’d rather talk about sailing, or diving, or motorcycle riding, or the weather, or a good book or a good movie for good music, like Queen or Jethro Tull. Now that I can write a blog about. It was a dark day indeed in the annals of rock and roll when Freddie Mercury passed into the next realm. And that’s all I have to say in this installment of my appliance service manuals blog. How do you like it so far?
Welcome to step right up manuals Part-2
My webmaster and I get along pretty well, although sometimes he forgets who’s boss. When he does that he tells me to write blogs. He tells me to do something that normally I wouldn’t do. I’ve never written a blog before and there is a reason for that. I don’t want to. I wouldn’t be doing it now except for I lost the book I was reading and have nothing else to do. I don’t watch much TV. TV sucks. Bad for the brain.
So he wants me to describe the website. Well its pretty self explanatory I guess. It’s a website that offers service manuals for home appliances. There are other appliances as well as home appliances listed, for instance Carrier truck refrigeration is in there. But mostly they are for home appliances like air conditioners, dishwashers, dryers, heating, microwave ovens, kitchen heater things like ovens and stoves and that kind of thing for kitchens, refrigerators, and washing machines.
I’ve had a lot of feedback over the years saying that people pay a little bit of money for a manual and save hundreds of dollars by being able to fix things themselves. Often you can fix an appliance without even buying parts. It just takes a little imagination, but sometimes you do have to buy parts. There’s a few parts manuals listed here also. There are cheaper. They should be.
I’m just wondering what else I can say to use up my space. I dictated this into my phone and then email it to myself on the PC. Actually I don’t have a PC, I use Linux. Its the poor man’s Mac. Well it sure looks like 100 to 300 words to me. The important thing is that it gets by my webmaster. He is a slave driver. But he’s the best webmaster I’ve ever had so I think I have to do what he says, even though I don’t like it. Stay tuned for the next installment. I’m just making this up as I go.