Keeping My Faithful Webmaster Happy
I took a day off from writing blog posts. Just one day, that’s all. And what do you think happens? My webmaster got all over my case and said I had to write blogs write blogs write blogs forever until he can see them actually coming out of my ears. Well here is one for you.
This is a blog about a special website. This website has everything you ever wanted, as long as everything you ever wanted are repair manuals for home appliances. So if that’s all you ever wanted you should be happy to visit this site. Personally I always wanted something different then repair manuals, but when I needed them and I could find them I was pretty satisfied. The problem is they are sometimes very hard to find. So if you found what you want here on this site, why look any farther? You will probably find it but it could take a long time. I remember the hours and hours I spent looking for repair manuals. I couldn’t charge for the time I was looking for manuals. That wouldn’t have been cool, I don’t think. Which meant I never made as much doing a job as I would have if I had the manual with me the whole time. So take note, this site has thousands of manuals and there’s a good chance it has what you want and it would be a waste of time to find it here and then look for it somewhere else, maybe thinking you might save some money.
I promised my webmaster I would write this blog just so he could show me how to enter it. He told me he has a bunch of work to do because he is so good. But he keeps a special eye on me to make sure I keep posting blogs. I don’t know if he reads them anymore. I think he got fed up a long time ago and just tells me to write and he doesn’t read. I could just enter a page from the phone book and he probably wouldn’t notice. Maybe I will to see if my theory comes true.
Washing Machine Manuals
I was just starting my blog post about washing machines when the results of the survey came in. It seems like there are no readers who voted one way or the other. That’s just what I thought would happen. So I guess I can just make up my own mind about whether I have to submit to the demands of my webmaster or live my life free. I’ll flip a coin and see. Ok head I submit to my webmaster and tails I declare my freedom. Okay that’s it boobs. Two out of three, okay? Ok, two out of three. Oops! 3 out of 5, that ought to do it. Ok, 3 out of 5. Yikes! Huh, so much for the survey. There are no witnesses anyway.Washing Machine Service Manuals
And speaking of washing machines, has one ever broken down for you before it drained out all the water, and you were left with all of your clothes in a pool of water and how were you going to ring it out? Was your load of laundry full of heavy jeans? Those are hard to ring out. And what if there was no utility tub close by to throw your soaking wet dripping clothes into? Well I bet you didn’t like that! Did you call a repairman? Did he come out and look at it and said that’s going to cost you more than the machine is worth? Did you have to pay him even though he didn’t fix it? Or did you just sit down in front of your computer or without your smartphone and look up steprightupmanuals.com? Did you get the manual you wanted? And were you able to fix the machine much cheaper than buying a new one? How did you feel at the end of the day? Did you sleep well that night knowing you had accomplished something amazing?
This is my blog post about washing machines. There also it just called washers, but there are lots of different types of washers for instance rubber washers and steel washers and this washer and that washer, so I put down on the homepage washing machines to make it easy. Have you noticed that cool broken down picture of the washing machine above it? That was my idea. My webmaster probably wants to take credit for it for making it look good, but the original idea was mine and I want you to know it
Welcome to step right up manuals part-7
My webmaster is up to something. I know it. He’s been saying my blogs are good. I have a feeling he wants a raise. He wants me to feel good. The better I feel the bigger the raise. Don’t forget the big bonuses to. He likes those.
I was walking down the street the other day whistling a song by Queen. It was friends will be friends. I also like well I like everything by Queen almost. I really like Freddie Mercury’s Barcelona opera. I could listen to that while I fix appliances. Working is what I do while I’m listening to music. I don’t like to be distracted from the music by having to search the internet for an appliance manual. For that I go to steprightupmanuals.com and easily find what I want and download it and get back to my music.
I don’t know why people hire me to do what I do. I never know what I’m going to do. Its like every job is brand new and I’ve never done it before. So every job I have to figure out what to do. But luckily I am smart, very very smart. That is something my webmaster will agree with. And to keep him happy I tell him he’s smart, too! If I keep him happy enough he will not ask for a raise. So I make sure he gets plenty of compliments. It saves me money.
You can save money too by buying a appliance service manual from me. You can do the work yourself and save about a billion dollars over hiring a professional technician. If you’re a professional technician reading this, I didn’t mean it.
Oh, my toast just popped up! Good thing my toaster is not broken because I don’t have a repair manual for toasters.