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Keeping my faithful webmaster happy

Keeping My Faithful Webmaster Happy

I took a day off from writing blog posts. Just one day, that’s all. And what do you think happens? My webmaster got all over my case and said I had to write blogs write blogs write blogs forever until he can see them actually coming out of my ears. Well here is one for you.

This is a blog about a special website. This website has everything you ever wanted, as long as everything you ever wanted are repair manuals for home appliances. So if that’s all you ever wanted you should be happy to visit this site. Personally I always wanted something different then repair manuals, but when I needed them and I could find them I was pretty satisfied. The problem is they are sometimes very hard to find. So if you found what you want here on this site, why look any farther? You will probably find it but it could take a long time. I remember the hours and hours I spent looking for repair manuals. I couldn’t charge for the time I was looking for manuals. That wouldn’t have been cool, I don’t think. Which meant I never made as much doing a job as I would have if I had the manual with me the whole time. So take note, this site has thousands of manuals and there’s a good chance it has what you want and it would be a waste of time to find it here and then look for it somewhere else, maybe thinking you might save some money.

I promised my webmaster I would write this blog just so he could show me how to enter it. He told me he has a bunch of work to do because he is so good. But he keeps a special eye on me to make sure I keep posting blogs. I don’t know if he reads them anymore. I think he got fed up a long time ago and just tells me to write and he doesn’t read. I could just enter a page from the phone book and he probably wouldn’t notice. Maybe I will to see if my theory comes true.

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Washing Machine Service Manuals

Washing Machine  Manuals

I was just starting my blog post about washing machines when the results of the survey came in. It seems like there are no readers who voted one way or the other. That’s just what I thought would happen. So I guess I can just make up my own mind about whether I have to submit to the demands of my webmaster or live my life free. I’ll flip a coin and see. Ok head I submit to my webmaster and tails I declare my freedom. Okay that’s it boobs. Two out of three, okay? Ok, two out of three. Oops! 3 out of 5, that ought to do it. Ok, 3 out of 5. Yikes! Huh, so much for the survey. There are no witnesses anyway.Washing Machine Service Manuals

And speaking of washing machines, has one ever broken down for you before it drained out all the water, and you were left with all of your clothes in a pool of water and how were you going to ring it out? Was your load of laundry full of heavy jeans? Those are hard to ring out. And what if there was no utility tub close by to throw your soaking wet dripping clothes into? Well I bet you didn’t like that! Did you call a repairman? Did he come out and look at it and said that’s going to cost you more than the machine is worth? Did you have to pay him even though he didn’t fix it? Or did you just sit down in front of your computer or without your smartphone and look up steprightupmanuals.com? Did you get the manual you wanted? And were you able to fix the machine much cheaper than buying a new one? How did you feel at the end of the day? Did you sleep well that night knowing you had accomplished something amazing?

This is my blog post about washing machines. There also it just called washers, but there are lots of different types of washers for instance rubber washers and steel washers and this washer and that washer, so I put down on the homepage washing machines to make it easy. Have you noticed that cool broken down picture of the washing machine above it? That was my idea. My webmaster probably wants to take credit for it for making it look good, but the original idea was mine and I want you to know it

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Welcome to step right up manuals part-10

Welcome to step right up manuals part-10

I can’t believe it! Summer is more than half over! Yikes! You know what that means. It mean soon there will be fall colors, and after that oh no, not again!

I live in a very small apartment that is super hard to heat in the winter. Winter in Wisconsin is one of the worst things you can imagine. All know and it’s coming. And my apartment is really hard to heat. I bought a space heater and put it in and it worked for a while but it was Chinese so it broke down in a short time. Instead of doing the smart thing and taking it back to the store, I thought I would fix it myself. Sometimes in life we make bad decisions. Well it I ended up having to get a new heater and the store would not take this one back because I had taken it apart. It was one of those times where they did a close inspection and saw that something was not right because I had cut through a label strategically placed over a screw and they knew, haha, this guy took a part this heater and probably made it worse and at least voided the warranty, so if he thinks he can return it to us, he better think again.

Well if I had had a manual at that time I would have just taking it back to the store, because the manual would have made it look so complicated that it would not be worth fixing. Live and Learn. I didn’t have that manual anyway. I don’t have all the manuals there are in the universe, but I’m working on it. If you have a manual that you want to donate to me I would be glad to have it. You never know, I might not already have it, and there might be someone who needs it, and this site is all about having all these manuals at one place so people don’t have to search and search for them.

This is what I’m supposed to write about heaters. My webmaster is making me do this. I don’t get paid to do this. I might never get paid to do this. He thinks I have nothing else to do. People ask me, “Hey, do you want to go out and have a good time?” I tell them no I have to stay home and write blog posts for my webmaster. They give me a little sympathy and go out and have a good time. Oh well.

I noticed my webmaster was out having a good time while I was writing blog posts.

Have you ever thought about the number of microwave ovens there are out there? And the number of brands of microwave ovens there are out there? There are millions! And there are millions of microwave oven repair manuals also. How can you ever find the right one? Easy! Go to steprightupmanuals.com and there is a good chance that you will find the right one, and you won’t have to spend hours searching for the right one. I know. I searched and searched and there’s millions of manuals to sort through. So why have that headache?

One thing you have to remember about fixing microwave ovens is that they have a lot of voltage stored in them and you have to ground it before you can safely work on it. Don’t forget that! It’s important! I have a friend who was knocked across the room when he touched the wrong thing. And it’s easy to ground it. The instructions for grounding should be in every microwave oven repair manual. All it takes is a screwdriver and touch it to the right two places and the charge is discharged and you can safely work.

I think my webmaster will be happy with this post because I told some serious information in it. I wasn’t just joking around and just saying stuff that balances through my head. He doesn’t like that. He says he does but I know that he compliments me when he wants a raise. But he tells his wife that he’s going to have to edit every single one of my blog posts to make them sound better, even though he knows nobody is going to read them. Oh well, what to do?

There are some problems with living in Wisconsin. They are 1, ticks. There are ticks everywhere. Don’t touch the grass, don’t touch the trees, don’t touch the leaves, don’t touch anything, learn to levitate. Number 2 mosquitoes. Blah, blah, blah. Number 3 the governor. He is running for president. What a joke. I won’t get into that because I want to sell manuals, and some people actually stand by him. Maybe those are the people who don’t buy manuals and this will not affect my sales. Let us hope so.

A friend of mine, who’s a contractor, was renovating a house and he asked me to fix the range in the kitchen. It was an old range and, if it were me, I would have just replaced it, but part of the job was to make everything look old, just cleaned up, but still look old because it looks nice that way. So I had to fix this range and there was no manual for it because it was so old. Of course, I fixed it, but it wasn’t easy because it required new parts. But that’s an aside. I’m really here to talk about steprightupmanuals.com, because my webmaster says I have to even if I have other things to do. I could be taking my tablet to a job and using it to look up a repair manual and fixing something. That way I could make some money. The only way I can make money doing this is if you readers, buy a manual or two from me. And then I don’t make much money. Do you realize how much money it takes to build and maintain and operate a website? Since 2008, this site has been a risky venture to say the least. One of these days it might break even, and it would do that sooner if I sell some manuals. So if you hear of anyone who has a broken home appliance, turn them on to this site. It couldn’t hurt. And that is what I have to say about kitchen appliance repair manuals.

Refrigerators are super expensive to buy. Have you bought one lately? I bet that set you back a pretty penny. Why didn’t you just fix the old one? You didn’t have a manual to fix it, you say? I bet you regret that! Now there is no excuse not to fix a broken refrigerator, because I have manuals right here on this site! You might never have to buy a new refrigerator again. So sell all of your stock in refrigerator companies, because it’s going to go down. Nobody is going to buy refrigerators after they know about this website. They’re going to fix them all them selves, with the help of a repair manual. Tell all your friends not to fix their refrigerators! They’re too hard to move in and out of the kitchen anyway. My brother has a very small kitchen, and when he replaced his refrigerator they had to take out some of his cabinets so they could slide the refrigerator in and out. This heartache is entirely avoidable. Just buy a manual from me and see what happens.

My webmaster is threatening to quit unless I clean up my act. He wants serious blog posts, even though he knows no one is going to read them. To me it seems like a waste of time. I’m caught in the middle. Do I want to keep my trusty webmaster and submit to his demands or do I want to be free? Maybe I’ll take a survey and see which of my readers want me to submit and which of my readers want me to be free. Stay tuned for the survey. It’s going to happen soon and the world will be changed.

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Dishwasher Service Manuals

Dishwasher Service Manuals

The home page has links brilliantly disguised as schematics of appliances. That was my own personal idea. That was one of the few things I did in building the site. When I discovered how difficult and technical it is to build a website and how long it would take for me to teach myself how to do it, I hired a guy. He was very creative and made a very good site but the technology has changed and the site got old and finally I had to get rid of it. After he built it, in Joomla, he admitted that if he had to do it again he would not use Joomla. And my recommendation to anybody building a site is forget about Joomla.

Moving right along to the subject of this post, this subject is in alphabetical order, dishwasher service manuals. They are all here folks. Get them while they last. Actually a dishwasher is quite easy to fix. And it can only be easier if you buy a service manual from me. Which reminds me my webmaster told me not to use the word service, but he never said why. Am i screwing up everything by saying service too much? I hope not. I wouldn’t want to do all of these posts all over again and have to make up words to use instead of service. At least they have electronic thesauruses these days. What is the plural of thesaurus anyway? Is it thesauri? I don’t know. Who cares anyway?

So if you have a broken dishwasher, and it can be one of many brands, then you can get a repair manual here. And why shouldn’t you? This is a good site and these are reasonable prices and you could save a lot of money! So wouldn’t it be smart to stock up on a ton of dishwasher repair manuals, just in case? If I can’t sell you a dishwasher repair manual then nobody can. Come on, don’t just think of yourself!

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Welcome to step right up manuals part-9

Welcome to step right up manuals part-9

Let’s see, I’m supposed to write something about the homepage. Only a moron would need something written about the home page. It’s all right there, all of it. Well okay I will pull it out or put it up in front of me on the computer so I can describe what I see. It says welcome to step right up Manuals your source for over 3000 downloadable PDF service manuals for over 40,000 models of appliances as well as heating and cooling. Blah, blah, blah!

Above it is the step right up appliance manuals logo. That was designed by my first webmaster. Those were the old Joomla days. Joomla sucks! One thing sucks about is my site is so full of manuals that it would not allow me to add new ones! And there are new ones to add! So the site had to be rebuilt with WordPress. And that’s where my webmaster came in. He’s a good webmaster and his wife is a great cook and he has a sweet daughter who sometimes helps him with my website. I think she’s about 4 years old or something. We owe it all to her.

Now he’s skyping me telling me what I have to say. I wonder if its really his daughters idea. She is the genius of the family.

He says and I quote, quote title should be like this… The biggest archive of electronic service manuals over 3000 plus. That sound redundant to me to say over 3000 plus. If it were my idea I would say over 3000! And leave the plus out. This is my explanation of my homepage. My webmaster is making me do it.

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Welcome to step right up manuals part-8

Welcome to step right up manuals part-8

My webmaster says I have to write at least eight more blogs. Or are they called posts? I don’t know the difference. I don’t care either. What am I to do if I can’t think of anything to say?

I was reading a good book about a guy in England, in southern England, who here is that an old friend of his is dying in northern England. So he decides to go on a pilgrimage, walking all the way to see his friend. He hopes that his friend will stay alive if he keeps walking. It was a good book. I was reading it on buses and in airports, because I travel a lot. But I left it on a picnic table in Stockholm Sweden, and since then I have had nothing to read and no boredom prevention measures. Do you know what that means?

It means that I have to write post to this blog. And that is not a boredom prevention measure. It is a boredom inducing measure. But my web master makes me do it. What did I ever do to him? I have never heard him in anyway! And he makes me do blogs, or are they post that I have to do? Will somebody please tell me the difference. After this I have 7 more of these posts to write. He actually told me, last night, that I should do a post for every single manual that I have in the site, and there are over 3000 manuals! It’s like he doesn’t think I have a life.

The weather today was overcast and a little bit drizzly. Not too much rain, just enough to make the ground happy.

Have you noticed all the chem trails in the atmosphere? Who is doing that anyway? Who do they work for? I see them everywhere I go and I travel a lot.

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Welcome to step right up manuals part-7

Welcome to step right up manuals part-7

My webmaster is up to something. I know it. He’s been saying my blogs are good. I have a feeling he wants a raise. He wants me to feel good. The better I feel the bigger the raise. Don’t forget the big bonuses to. He likes those.

I was walking down the street the other day whistling a song by Queen. It was friends will be friends. I also like well I like everything by Queen almost. I really like Freddie Mercury’s Barcelona opera. I could listen to that while I fix appliances. Working is what I do while I’m listening to music. I don’t like to be distracted from the music by having to search the internet for an appliance manual. For that I go to steprightupmanuals.com and easily find what I want and download it and get back to my music.

I don’t know why people hire me to do what I do. I never know what I’m going to do. Its like every job is brand new and I’ve never done it before. So every job I have to figure out what to do. But luckily I am smart, very very smart. That is something my webmaster will agree with. And to keep him happy I tell him he’s smart, too! If I keep him happy enough he will not ask for a raise. So I make sure he gets plenty of compliments. It saves me money.

You can save money too by buying a appliance service manual from me. You can do the work yourself and save about a billion dollars over hiring a professional technician. If you’re a professional technician reading this, I didn’t mean it.

Oh, my toast just popped up! Good thing my toaster is not broken because I don’t have a repair manual for toasters.

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Welcome to step right up manuals part-6

Welcome to step right up manuals part-6

There are times, when I am dictating this blog into my phone, that I just burst out laughing and the phone tries to spell the laughter and it sounds like gogglety goop. Have you ever had that problem? Or am I the only one?

The weather today was hot again and it’s a good day to have an air conditioner. But if your air conditioner is broken and you need a service manual to fix it yourself and save a lot of money, then this is the right site for you. I can sell you a repair manual. All you have to do is enter your model number in the search engine and voila! You have your manual and it’s only a matter of a minute or two and you will have a download available to you and you can fix your air conditioner.

But why take my word for it? Go ahead and try! Buy something buy anything! It’s not like I don’t have to eat. I do have to eat, and it takes money to eat. Not that I can eat money. Who can? Money is dirty. You never know where it’s been. So don’t eat it. Eat what you can buy with it, if you buy food with it. But if you buy a new car with it, don’t eat it. It will devalue it if it has bite marks in it.

There is a funny American comedian, or maybe he’s Canadian, named Mitch Hedberg, I think that’s his name. Anyway check him out on YouTube. He is off the wall funny. If he was alive I would get some material from him. If he was alive maybe he would read this blog on stage. That ought to get a laugh or two. Funny, my webmaster doesn’t think it’s so funny. What does he know anyway? Just when I thought I had everything under control he tells me to write blogs. I can’t help it if he doesn’t understand my sense of humor. What to do?

Is this good enough? Is this 100 to 300 words? Well if it is I can quit. I need a counter. Not a kitchen counter. A kitchen counter you can put appliances on, and if your appliances are broken, you can fix them on your kitchen counter with a helpful handy repair manual that you can buy from me.

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Welcome to step right up manuals Part-5

Welcome to step right up manuals Part-5

I was born at a very young age on a dark and stormy night. The thunder roared and the lightning flashed and whoever would know that I would be writing blogs after all of these years. Was it my destiny or was it just a fluke of fate? That is a question for greater minds than mine.

On a philosophical note, what is the question you should be asking yourself right now, and what is the answer to that question? Don’t answer in this blog, please. I got enough problems.

I used to have a motorcycle. In fact for decades I had motorcycles. I loved them. In my state, Wisconsin, we don’t need a helmet, or we don’t have to wear one if we are old enough and we don’t want to wear one. So it gives a sense of freedom to have the wind blowing in my face and my bald head. And what does this have to do with a website devoted to the maintenance of household appliances?!

That question will not be answered. Because there is no answer. I’m just lying here on my couch making this stuff up and kind of entertaining myself in the process. I’m easily amused, you know.

And speaking of rock and roll, what ever happen to really good rock and roll? I went to a festival this last weekend and I listen to a teenage rock and roll group. I could only stand one song. It made me feel like getting up on stage and taking their guitars away from them and smashing them on the stage like Jimmy Hendrix would have. Instead I just left, but it was a traumatic experience that I have not forgotten no matter how hard I try. I was hoping putting my mind on this blog would help me forget, but I’m only using this blog to remember. So what good is this blog to me? I’m going to send it to my webmaster and see what he thinks.

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Welcome to step right up manuals Part-4

Welcome to step right up manuals Part-4

This morning my webmaster walked up to me with bloodshot eyes. I thought he had been crying but it turns out he has been losing sleep over these blogs for the past several days.

He said to me, “What is this shit? You call this a blog?” And I said, well, “I call it a blog but it depends it depends on the person’s individual definition of blog”. Then he walked away rolling his eyes. I thought he was going to cry. Last I saw he was banging his head against the wall and saying something like he couldn’t stand it anymore. Well we all have our problems. This is my blog about my appliance repair manuals website.

The weather where I am now it was sunny and warm today. People said it had been raining a lot but it was dry today. People could put their laundry out on the line and not have to worry about fixing their dryers. If they did they could get a manual from me here on this website, because I sell them here. Check it out. How is your dryer doing.?

Will 100 to 300 words is a lot more than I say in the usual day. I usually limit myself to about 30 words per week. I am a man of very few words, and even less than words, so it’s like hell for me to write a blog. Blogs are for extrovert. Ok good enough tomorrow I will surely say something more serious. Right now I have no idea what that might be.