Welcome to step right up manuals part-6

There are times, when I am dictating this blog into my phone, that I just burst out laughing and the phone tries to spell the laughter and it sounds like gogglety goop. Have you ever had that problem? Or am I the only one?

The weather today was hot again and it’s a good day to have an air conditioner. But if your air conditioner is broken and you need a service manual to fix it yourself and save a lot of money, then this is the right site for you. I can sell you a repair manual. All you have to do is enter your model number in the search engine and voila! You have your manual and it’s only a matter of a minute or two and you will have a download available to you and you can fix your air conditioner.

But why take my word for it? Go ahead and try! Buy something buy anything! It’s not like I don’t have to eat. I do have to eat, and it takes money to eat. Not that I can eat money. Who can? Money is dirty. You never know where it’s been. So don’t eat it. Eat what you can buy with it, if you buy food with it. But if you buy a new car with it, don’t eat it. It will devalue it if it has bite marks in it.

There is a funny American comedian, or maybe he’s Canadian, named Mitch Hedberg, I think that’s his name. Anyway check him out on YouTube. He is off the wall funny. If he was alive I would get some material from him. If he was alive maybe he would read this blog on stage. That ought to get a laugh or two. Funny, my webmaster doesn’t think it’s so funny. What does he know anyway? Just when I thought I had everything under control he tells me to write blogs. I can’t help it if he doesn’t understand my sense of humor. What to do?

Is this good enough? Is this 100 to 300 words? Well if it is I can quit. I need a counter. Not a kitchen counter. A kitchen counter you can put appliances on, and if your appliances are broken, you can fix them on your kitchen counter with a helpful handy repair manual that you can buy from me.